Not your parents, they don’t know how to
Step 1. Find door (make sure it’s closed)
Step 2. Make sure teen is still behind it by opening. Don’t knock; it’s rude.
Step 3. Try to find an invalid reason to yell at them.
Step 4: If you can’t complete step 3, try harder.
Step 5: When they yell at you to leave, NEVER close the door, even if they ask you to. That also goes against parent etiquette.
shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is
I was about to say “happy birthday” to this girl in my class but this kid interrupts me and goes “did u bring cupcakes” and the girl is like “NOH” and I’m like NEVERMIND
Person: Do you have a tumblr?
Me: No. Tumblr has *me*
Tumblr newbie 💕 yay
And the addiction begins
Goodbye, life :/